Loading ...Christmas Wishes And Bacon
By Evan ~ December 24th, 2007. Filed under: daily life.
Hi everybody. I hope you are enjoying your day(s) off from work, and have been granted the opportunity to spend the holidays with those you hold nearest and dearest. I, on the other hand, am sitting alone in an apartment near the 101-S entrance ramp, listening to the soothing sounds of an angry cat, eating a bagel. Truly, I couldn’t ask for anything more on this festive evening. Alex and Ilya went with Teddy to Joshua Tree today. I had to lock myself in the house (and then break out through a window), and I’ll probably have to break myself back inside since they won’t be home for a few more hours. Yeah, this is definitely going to be a joyous evening. At least there’s half a bottle of Maker’s Mark waiting for me to come home. So help me God, if I have to drink myself into a stupor, I’m going make this a very holly-jolly and merry Christmas.
Literally nothing happened in the world today, so I have no news stories to critique. I worked all day, so I have no funny stories to tell. Someone brought in an original (now way out-of-print) copy of the Lee Hazlewood and Nancy Sinatra Nancy and Lee album that sells for over $100 on Amazon’s website. We listened to it. It was nice. Also, a rare Zombies CD on RAZOR records with two previously unavailable tracks. I feel like such a nerd ogling the various items that pass through each day. I had a meatball sub for lunch. It took five days of work for me to finally get up the courage to ask if I could take a 15 minute lunch break. What a wuss.
Here’s a handy flow chart I found that helps you consider every possible step you could take before eating bacon! I love bacon. I think on a scale of cream cheese to pussy, bacon is the next best thing to eating pussy.
